Well, just far enough to get them to the airport in their headquarters town of Minneapolis, where the tech-support team has set up a booth to help harried holiday travelers.
“Doug Nelson was en route to a French vacation, but (Sacre bleu!) couldn’t remember what he needed to do to avoid getting socked with steep charges for using his smartphone abroad. He was going to call AT&T once he reached his gate at the Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport.”